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Posted: August 08 2003 at 8:10pm | IP Logged Quote Bitterman
Arrrrrrrrrr! Arrrrrrrrrrrr!

Sometimes I like to go: Arrrrrrrrrrrrr!

What do ya'll make of that?
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Did the Miata break again?

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Posted: August 08 2003 at 10:22pm | IP Logged Quote fluxen
No, Aaron is, in fact, a member of a fetishistic sadomasochistic pirate underground you really don't want to know more about. This is how he trolls for new converts...
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Arrrrrrrrrrr!
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This the psycho-sematic-phenominan that happens when you experiment with crack cocaine.
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Posted: August 10 2003 at 8:28pm | IP Logged Quote Bitterman
COCKYASIAN wrote:
This the psycho-sematic-phenominan that happens when you experiment with crack cocaine.

The Yugoslavian needs a dictionary.
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This the psycho-sematic-phenominan that happens when you experiment with crack cocaine.

If you meant to insinuate that Aaron is a Psycho-Semetic, then I'd agree  



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Even the German doesn't know how to spell: it's Semitic, not Semetic, and the Bosnian/Estonian pervert has almost every word wrong so I won't even go there. When I said to "call me" Karner , I didn't mean 10 times in one day.

Arrrrrrrrrrr!
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Even the German doesn't know how to spell: it's Semitic, not Semetic

You're looking at this all wrong, Bitterman, you old pessimist. An optimist would read that and say: "Hey, good news! My partner, despite being "German" is either not a nazi or is an illiterate nazi!"  

But aside from that, dude, I'm just an American Mutt, so cut me a break!

 



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Posted: August 11 2003 at 6:58pm | IP Logged Quote Bitterman
Yeah, I'm 1/4 German myself so I shouldn't talk.

Here's my makeup:

1/4 German
1/4 Hungarian Jew
1/4 Romanian Jew
1/8 Russian
1/8 English Pirate

Now you will note that, despite the heavy Eastern European influence in my bloodmix, at the very least, there is one thing I can say about myself, which some on this board cannot say, and that is that at least I'm not some stupid Estonian!!

Arrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!   Come and get me you Estonian!!!!!

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Posted: August 11 2003 at 7:04pm | IP Logged Quote john

Bitterman wrote:

Here's my makeup:

1/4 German
1/4 Hungarian Jew
1/4 Romanian Jew
1/8 Russian
1/8 English Pirate

Now you will note that, blah blah blah, and that is that at least I'm not some stupid Estonian!!

Close enough.



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Posted: August 12 2003 at 6:40am | IP Logged Quote vetterdstr

Bitterman wrote:
Yeah, I'm 1/4 German myself so I shouldn't talk.

Here's my makeup:

1/4 German
1/4 Hungarian Jew
1/4 Romanian Jew
1/8 Russian
1/8 English Pirate

Wait until your kids have kids... they will be measuring their family heritage in tenths of a percent.

VR



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Posted: August 12 2003 at 4:37pm | IP Logged Quote john
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Wait until your kids have kids... they will be measuring their family heritage in tenths of a percent.

VR


Unless he can find a German-Hungarian-Romanian-Russian-English Jewess Pirate to hook up with...no wonder it's taking him so long!



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Posted: August 12 2003 at 5:02pm | IP Logged Quote Bitterman
john wrote:
vetterdstr wrote:

Wait until your kids have kids... they will be measuring their family heritage in tenths of a percent.


VR




Unless he can find a German-Hungarian-Romanian-Russian-English Jewess Pirate to hook up with...no wonder it's taking him so long!



YES, EXACTLY! I don't to water down my heritage any further; this is my number one concern. Everyone be on the lookout for this woman. I don't care what she looks like or which limbs or eyes she doesn't have I must find her.   Arrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

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Posted: August 13 2003 at 5:31am | IP Logged Quote vetterdstr
Bitterman wrote:
john wrote:
vetterdstr wrote:

Wait until your kids have kids... they will be measuring their family heritage in tenths of a percent.


VR




Unless he can find a German-Hungarian-Romanian-Russian-English Jewess Pirate to hook up with...no wonder it's taking him so long!



YES, EXACTLY! I don't to water down my heritage any further; this is my number one concern. Everyone be on the lookout for this woman. I don't care what she looks like or which limbs or eyes she doesn't have I must find her.   Arrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

 

  that is too funny!!



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Posted: August 13 2003 at 10:54pm | IP Logged Quote raceboy71

Bitterman wrote:

YES, EXACTLY! I don't to water down my heritage any further; this is my number one concern. Everyone be on the lookout for this woman. I don't care what she looks like or which limbs or eyes she doesn't have I must find her.   Arrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

You could always marry your sister?



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You could always marry your sister?

I had considered a Platonic marriage to my sister as a viable alternative to having Karner stalk her. Not quite what you had in mind, perhaps, Mr. Kaufman. My primary fear is that Satan has a breeding program, having as its ultimate target the following:

1/16 English Pirate
1/16 Russian
1/8   Romanian Jew
1/8   Hungarian Jew
1/8   German/Nazi
1/2   Estonian

I think we can all see to what extent an individual with such a diabolical brew could "Raise Hell".

Bitterman

p.s. those of you with German blood will have to excuse the, perhaps offensive, /Nazi appendage to the word German, but I believe the issue has been raised here before.

If anyone would like to read details of Satan's breeding program, visit http://www.satan.com/humanbreedingprogram/German/Nazi/Estonian
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Posted: August 14 2003 at 12:03pm | IP Logged Quote SoCal Rebell

Bitterman wrote:
Yeah, I'm 1/4 German myself so I shouldn't talk.

Here's my makeup:

1/4 German
1/4 Hungarian Jew
1/4 Romanian Jew
1/8 Russian
1/8 English Pirate

Now you will note that, despite the heavy Eastern European influence in my bloodmix, at the very least, there is one thing I can say about myself, which some on this board cannot say, and that is that at least I'm not some stupid Estonian!!

Arrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!   Come and get me you Estonian!!!!!

 

I'm:

1/2 German

1/4 Polish/Jew

1/4 Russian



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Wow, those Germans get around!

1/4 German

1/4 Austrian (hence 1/2 Germanic)

1/4 Scott/English/Irish somehow

1/4 Frenchish

100% American Mutt.



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Posted: August 14 2003 at 2:00pm | IP Logged Quote vetterdstr

Well since we are talking about linage...

I am...

25% Scottish

25% Engilish

50% Portugese

My exwife is...

100% Crazy, Drug induced BITCH!!

You see how that leaves my poor daughter...

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Posted: August 14 2003 at 3:14pm | IP Logged Quote raceboy71

1/4 Romanian Jew

1/4 Polish Jew

1/2 Southern Baptist!

 

How messed up is that ?  I am surprised one of my parents didn't lynch the other.  BTW, I work for the Devil and she assured me (you did know the devil was a woman right?) that you are all right on target in the program.



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1/4 Oklahoma Redneck
1/4 Alabama Redneck
1/2 West Texas Hillbilly (what!? There ain't no hills in West Texas!)
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After reading all of the above I think I'm going to have to quit Speed Ventures. What a crazy-ass lot. What would ever happen if a race war broke out at one of our events? Everyone would start stabbing themselves. But, hey, that's the beauty of America.

Wasserman: is that German/Nazi or just German?

Kaufman and I are going to have to get together and have a little Romanian-Jew kickass festival . Yeah boyzzzz! Except I'm not sure what' scarier the German and Jewish combination or the Jewish/Baptist combination. Hmmmm.

vettrstredrestcrossdresser obviously has problems picking wives. I'll bet if he was 100% Portuguese he wouldn't have made that mistake.

Of course payneinthe is hiding something. He can be redneck and hillbilly, but I do believe his real name is.... yes, that's right, Claus Blem!!! Geeeeeerrrrrrrrmmmmmmaaaaaaaannnnnnnn.

As for John, he seems a little confused about his lineage; he's going to have to go back and ask his folks again. I'm sort of doubting the Frenchish and the "sort of" Englishness. Sounds like he's hiding something also... could it be? Could it be that he's a pirate? Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!    Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!

Everybody now!: let's have some Arrrrrrrrrrrrrr!   Come on!!!

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I can only trace my 1/4 Frenchish back to French Canadian, which isn't really French, hence Frenchish.

The other dubious 1/4 I've always been told was Scott, but I just heard may be Scott with some Irish, so now I just don't know...I'd prefer to think of that 1/4 as Druidic Celt rather than pirate, however!

Pirates are lame! Down with the Iron Curtain Pirate!



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Posted: August 14 2003 at 4:01pm | IP Logged Quote vetterdstr

Bitterman... that was a good one!! I think your communication skill have taken a leap on this board!!

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