Posted: August 13 2003 at 9:36pm | IP Logged

A man escapes from a prison where he had been kept for 15 years. As  he runs away, he finds a house and breaks into it, looking for money
and  guns, but he only finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed  and  ties him up in a chair. While tying the girl up to the bed he
gets on top of her, kisses her on the neck, then gets up and goes to  the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife, "Listen, this
guy is  an escaped prisoner. Look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of  time in  jail, and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed
your  neck. If  he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, just do what he tells you, just give him satisfaction. This guy must be dangerous. If he
gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you!" To which the wife responds, "He was not kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and
asked  if we kept any Vaseline in the bathroom. Be strong, honey. I love you, too!!"

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